Our Two Favorite Bush Jokes

We couldn't decide which was better, so we simply decided to call it a draw:
David Letterman, shortly after the recent election: "Bush was in Asia, where, due to the metric system, his approval rating is 62." NPR's Michael Feldman, some months ago on GWB's difficulties with pronouncing the word nuclear: "Mr. Bush is willing to go to war over something he can't pronounce. You don't see me going to war over foi gras."

Meanwhile, historians are beginning to debate whether Bush will be considered the worst American president ever. This fellow thinks he'll only be considered fifth worst.